To the checker at Walmart----
Learn to speak English or get a job in Mexico. I am not being politically incorrect here, I swear I am not, but if you are going to work with the public in this country, I would think that being able to speak our language is a good idea, you know?
To the woman that drives the Red Ford Mustang each and every morning at the same place and time that I drive my Chrysler----
Get your big ass over. Merging means I cross the line in your direction, and you move the hell over, get it? I don't care that your car is big and bad and tough. I don't care if you are. Just move it.
To the facebook person that wants to be my friend----
I don't know you. NO.
To the woman on the phone that wants yet another copy of the invoice that you won't pay---
I said no. I have sent the same one to you THREE times. I am not falling for your ploy any longer, if you can't pay then let's figure something out. Otherwise I WILL turn you over to collection.
To the woman in my life that is a snarky b***h----
I have had it with you. The gloves are now on.
Happy Hump Day. :)