Enough already

To the checker at Walmart----

Learn to speak English or get a job in Mexico. I am not being politically incorrect here, I swear I am not, but if you are going to work with the public in this country, I would think that being able to speak our language is a good idea, you know?

To the woman that drives the Red Ford Mustang each and every morning at the same place and time that I drive my Chrysler----

Get your big ass over. Merging means I cross the line in your direction, and you move the hell over, get it? I don't care that your car is big and bad and tough. I don't care if you are. Just move it.

To the facebook person that wants to be my friend----

I don't know you. NO.

To the woman on the phone that wants yet another copy of the invoice that you won't pay---

I said no. I have sent the same one to you THREE times. I am not falling for your ploy any longer, if you can't pay then let's figure something out. Otherwise I WILL turn you over to collection.

To the woman in my life that is a snarky b***h----

I have had it with you. The gloves are now on.

Happy Hump Day. :)

Random Schmandom

Random Wednesday----

My cell phone (blackberry curve) is dying, and it's new. It turns off- and won't come back on until I disconnect/reconnect the battery. It loses time...a couple of minutes a day, I think that's a bad sign. All things are made so poorly anymore.

My Direct-TV is out most days...I have two days out of seven with a working television, if I am lucky.

I think my Direct-TV repairman has a crush on me...he's a kid!!!

Damned fire alarm went off for more than fifteen minutes last evening. My poor heart can't take much more, or the hearts of my kitties. This is not my smoke alarm, it's the building-wide fire alarm, and each apartment has one...and it can't be turned off until the entire West Des Moines fire department shows up to say..."oops, false alarm"...

On a good day, I hate my job. On a bad one, I deplore it.

The Ice Cream Store opens this weekend. Woo---ugh ----- Hoo.

And now that you have all been uplifted by this post, I leave you with this: