Saturday, July 07, 2007

Elvira.....Elvira.....my heart's on fire.....

Happy Saturday! It is hotter than hell, and I have worked up a sweat just reading my favorite blogs. Never mind that it is seventy one degrees in my house....once again I am glowing. Doesn't that sound nicer than sweating? So, that would mean that I glow regularly...I glow alot....I have GLOW running down my back presently...geez...damned medicine. Sounds appealing...doesn't it? Maybe I should go wake H and see how appealing he thinks I am...problem with that is, it wouldn't matter. teehee. I think I'll not do that, I DO have to get to work this morning....

Went out and drank a little too much last night, went to the casino, couldn't win a thing, but I had a good time. We got in at a decent hour for a change. In bed by one---pretty good for a Friday night. I felt better yesterday, the rest the night before must have helped. Today, the service department isn't open, so I should be able to get some of my own work done. I would like it better if I didn't have to work today, but oh well.....a man's gotta do...what a man's gotta do. Or some shit. :)

My house looks like a 4th of July parade went right though it, and lately, I really don't care. Unusual for me. I suppose I will have to deal with it tomorrow. Tonight, H and I are having dinner with my Momma and her husband. I haven't seen them in waaaaay too long. It will be fun.

D is still in N Carolina, she called last night, all things are good. YS and GF are floating down a river today, with about thirty others. That kid is such a social being, could he really be mine? OS is working at the whippy dip all day and night, so all kids are accounted for. :)

Do you know what the zero said to the eight? Nice belt. teehee, that one really cracks me up. Yes, I know, there is no accounting for some people's stupid taste.....Out.

12 comments:

abbagirl74 said...

Heheheh...

Why is the number six scared of number seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine. lol...

My kid used to tell me this joke when he was smaller.

JYankee said...

LOL LOL LOL Good number jokes everyone. And a good day (is that ever possible???) at work.

Josie Two Shoes said...

Sounds like all is fairly right in your world today, Jamie... you're "glowing", hubby is sleeping (and still finds you hot),kids are happy and accounted for, and house is a little bit messy. Things could be so much worse, Darlin'!

the landshark said...

that's MY joke. :)

simonsays said...

You comment on the joke you believe to be yours, but not one word about the crazy police taking your mother away? What do you think my odds are? teehee

simonsays said...

That one is good, too abbagirl...

Jyankee--some days at work are better than others, are you working today, too?

You are right, Jos, all things seem to be on target, today...hmmm...does that thought scare you like it does me? teehee

SOUL: said...

great to hear that you're "on target" today jamie !
you haven't been shot yet have you? no target practice gon on? i hope not!

btw.. the glow, sounds good..better than sweat...but here's one for ya...

one of my moms/// she was sooo "classy Ya know"...ya right. she thought she was

"horses sweat, men perspire, and women feel the heat"

of all the shit that woman came up with , that was one of the few "quotes" i can remember. what a teacher she was. LOL

SOUL: said...

OH ps...
i hate to say it... but i don't get the joke.
i know. i probably should...i just woke up from nap[...go ez on me. :)

CCC said...

Are you going to the casinos TONIGHT?? 7 7 7 ...LUCKY!!! Or at least that's what everyone's hoping... ;) Let us know if you win the lottery. :D

simonsays said...

Okay soul...darlin....I don't know how to explain it to you----a zero is round, you know---0. And an eight is round with a "belt" in the middle. 8. See? Good heavens, you make me laugh....

simonsays said...

ccc, it would have been a great night for the casino, but we were pretty much casino-ed out. Had dinner with my mom, it went well, so maybe it really was a lucky day! We did play the lottery, but I assume I am not a millionaire this morning....:(

SOUL: said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i get it ! hahahaha.
shit. i had to read it again...then read the explanation AGAIN.
i AM senile... or retarded.
oh shut up LOL