Want to know what I have decided? If D was a person, I wouldn't love him/her too much. D is very negative. Extremely. I stay away from negative people, and I must confess I will have to do the same with this letter. While D can occasionally be DEE-lightful, and D can also Dance, there is not much else that is happy or smile inducing in the resume of D. However, if you want to talk negative or downright bad, D will get heavily involved. After all...D is disaster. Death. Divorce. Deceit. and Downright DEE-struction. Be afraid. Be very afraid--of DEE.
That is all. :)