If four out of five dentists recommend Trident, what does the fifth dentist recommend?
Dr Oz says we should all fart.
I bought myself a birthday present yesterday -- a new purse. I rarely buy personal stuff for me, so this is a big deal.
I told Mark what to get me for my birthday...where it is, when the store is open and how much it costs. We'll see.
That new red chair I said I bought with my furniture? Not on the receipt...should have known the total was too low..so now I am pondering whether to go back and get that one or look around.
Leaving for Fort Collins, Colorado early Thursday morning.
My kitty Meisha, the one with the swinging, wiggly tummy, breathes really hard..not in a bad kind of way, but more in a stuffed up kind of way..it's cute.
I'm feeling kind of pissy this morning, no particular reason, I guess.
Three day work week ahead!
Politics are really pissing me off these days.
It rained yesterday but not nearly enough. Some of the dirt and grime is gone but the snow piles are still huge.
Speaking of swinging tummies, want to talk about mine? Gah...it's one thing to feel old, but another to feel old, fat and ugly.. Just sayin'.
I must confess. I have a new obsession, one that I am pretty ashamed to admit. The Housewives of Orange County. Nope, I don't want to hear how out of character this is for me. In fact, I don't want to hear about it at all.
Did anyone ever decide how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? I never heard the answer.
My daughter insists that each and every human being eats a HUGE number of spiders in their lifetime...says it's a proven fact. (You know, like several hundred)... I ask you..how CAN this be proven? And do spiders have a particular affinity for the human mouth...open, I must presume, while we sleep?
Does anyone In Real Life care about the Academy Awards?
Youngest son, Jordy, called me yesterday from the grocery store and asked me why he had never had buttermilk. He said it looked so good, he thought he would just buy himself a gallon. Teeheeheehee...no, I didn't let him believe it. I told him it tastes like sour ass...but would like to know whether he bought it or not.
Have a happy.