So yesterday, while I was sitting on the sofa, and D was behind me at the computer desk, swearing because all she had done was unhook the wireless router and suddenly, no internet---no IPS addresses, they were GONE and she had to call tech support, and H was running up and down the endless stairs doing laundry, and OS was harassing D, as that is his job in this life, I was attempting to sort of "watch" that stupid tv show, cops. And all I heard the cop say was "we have a domestic, a woman called in, her husband threw his hamburger in her face" and I just burst out laughing. It struck me so funny. So, when H ran through with a load of sheets in his arms I made sure to tell him that the NEXT time he threw his meat in my face, I was callin the law. I thought it was funny.