Okay, so first off, I wish they would change the ad from "painless bunion removal" on my page to something else....how do they know I have a bunion? Or do I? WTH is a bunion, anyway?
It is Sunday, thank the good lord in heaven. I have NOTHING to be doing today. NOTHING. Isn't that the most awesome thing ever? I am going to ride my bike as soon as the sun comes up, take a shower, make a chicken salad for my dinner, watch my race, drink a beer, read my book and take a nap. Probably in that order. Who could ask for anything more?