Sunday, July 08, 2007


I am such a dork. My race was on last night, and at one point this past week, I knew that. But, as usual....damn, damn, damn. It isn't like I don't have a dvr, and could easily have recorded it, I wasn't home last night, but damn, damn, damn. Looks like my day will be spent doing other things, and probably just as well. damn, damn, DAMN.

Did I mention...damn?

Anyway, I seem to have dyslexia today, my typing abilities are way off. Ever wonder why that happens from one day to the next? I am spending more time backspacing than typing forward...

H got me a salad spinner. Why do I tell you this? Because I just said I wanted one the other day, and he got me one. I am so grateful that he shops, I could never survive it, I swear.

I cannot remember the words to Bad bad Leroy Brown...and it's bugging me. I know I can look it up on the internet, but do you ever wonder what in the world we all did before Al Gore brought it to us? teehee

Anyway, "it was friday, bout a week ago, Leroy was shooting dice, and at the edge of the bar sat a girl named _______, ooh that girl looked nice". What the hell was her name? Doris? Laura? Anyone know, or give even a little shit? There you are Soul, a new one going around in your head now. heheheheheh (evil laugh)

Have a great Sunday friends. I will do my Schmooze Award post this week. I'll be back later!


Portia said...

weird i was having the same typing issues. i hope it is an excellent sunday!

Josie Two Shoes said...

When I read the title to this post I was just thinking... for once she isn't gonna stick us with some song to rattle around in our heads all day... and then, right in the post... there it is! Bad, bad LeRoy Brown... BAD GIRL JAMIE, BAD GIRL!!! hehe :-) Sorry you missed your race, I hate it when I have senile moments like that, and they come far too often these days.

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Anonymous said...

Sorry, blogger doesn't let you fix your had to delete and start again.

"Bad...Bad...Leroy Brown....Baddest man in the whole damn town....." (Am I right??)
Beats me what that girl's name was....Lisa?

the landshark said...

i have no idea what the chick's name was. haikus are 5-7-5, but those are good. i like your pictures. :)

i watched the race last night - or the last 94 laps. ryan forgot how to work the dvr, so we missed laps 6-56 which is when everything even remotely exciting happened. anyone who was anyone junked during those laps. the rest sucked but i was glad that kyle busch didn't win because he sucks my nut (if i had one).

i'm writing about nothing at this point, i'm in the airport and i'm bored. leaving for dsm in t minus 59 minutes. love, the landshark

abbagirl74 said...

I have those typing days every day. (sigh)

SOUL: said...

jame... damn. :))

you know i'll be singing that shit in my sleep now. thank you very much. not. yo know i'll get you back!

btw... it was doris.

and yes... i cheated. cuz i haven't heard that song in years.
besides ... i liked the "don't spit into the wind" one better...but i can't remember almost any of that song now.

but isn't that how it goes?

bummer about missing the race. i hate it when that happens.

have a good night. thanks for my dream tunage!

Missy A said...

here you go hope this fits

Well the south side of chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named leroy brown

Now leroy more than trouble
You see he stand bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover
All the mens just call him sir

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now leroy he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybodys nose
He got a custom continental
He got an eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well friday bout a week ago
Leroy shootin dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And leroy brown learned a lesson
bout messin with the wife of a jealous man

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog,

Well the two men took to fightin
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Missy A said...

Oh and I cheat I use the spell check feature on Firefox and found the song on

Anonymous said...

Lord, this might be worse than Barry Manilow!

simonsays said...

So it was Doris---thanks to you all for helping me out. I try not to cheat on these things that are oh-so-important (wink wink). If you all knew the amount of songs I know each and every word to, then you would understand why I am completly clueless on most everything else. A head full of useless information!

SOUL: said...

i too have a head full of useless info... perhaps that is why my daughters favorite term of endearment for me would be "TARD"
she's so sweet.