Tuesday, July 10, 2007

A B C...it's easy as 1 2 3....

Feeling troubled this morning, damned kids. I wonder sometimes if they are trying to kill me? Watch me have a stroke right there in front of their eyes? I tell them frequently that although I have life insurance, I am worth WAAY more to them alive than dead...otherwise who would they have the pleasure of teasing and tormenting all the time? I learned a long time ago that I taught them well, so they do not lie to me, even when I wish they would. So I outsmarted them, and stopped asking questions. Now they just offer up information....even when I don't want it. UGGHHH. Over and Out.

14 comments:

JYankee said...

YES YES....you've done it again. The Jackson Five...yeah...Motown.

Laughin' all the way to bed! (But honestly speaking..it's not that BAD a song...) Tho, it'll getcha weird looks if ya sing it out loud!

Kids... we're just starting out..don't know how much Aly will turn us grey yet!

SOUL: said...

ugh... I've Been Skewered!!!!
don't make me keep this goin jamie... i have hundreds! LOL

what is it your lovely children have done to you this time?

hope you have a great day... even tho you have me singing the second worst "song" ever written...at 630 in the damn morning. LOL

c ya round o twisted sistah of mine

abbagirl74 said...

Kids, well, I only have one. He tells me everything and he is only 12. I have had to listen to questions and comments about wet dreams, and "why does it grow?" Uh, yeah, that can be uncomfortable sometimes. Good thing I am not a shy person about stuff like that.

Josie Two Shoes said...

How well I know, Jamie!! We thought it was tough when they were kids and teens, but you worry about them every bit as much if not more when they are young adults, and you have less control over it. Like you, sometimes I really just don't wanna know! Motherhood is the most underpaid, overworked job in the world. No one in their right mind would apply for it - and yet we'd do it again in a minute. Weird what loves does, huh?

Portia said...

am still trying to figure out just how honest i want my kids to be. i always thought i would want to know it all, but i am starting to rethink it...

CCC said...

so now i'm curious...what did they tell you?? can't be anything worse than we did at their age, right??? ;)

Josie Two Shoes said...

Aww CC, you know that none of us EVER did anything bad at that age that would have freaked out our parents!!! (Right...right??? hehe)

simonsays said...

Thanks for the comments, guys. Sorry about the song,Soul and jyankee, yes we will have to call a truce...I had to laugh about Abbagirls comments, I remember those conversations, too. And yes, ccc and Jose---I did do stuff back then, alot of stuff, but geeze..I didn't tell my mother about it---Portia, I still do believe in honesty...at least I think I do. Thanks to each of you!

Amanda said...

Been reading a lot about grown kid issues lately....I'm starting to dread my son growing up. Jokin, sort of. :)

Beth said...

I have the jackson 5 greatest hits cd and this song is da bomb!!! I love Michael when he was cute and little....and black.

Therapist Mumbles said...

My daughter and her husband just flew off to Stockholm. How do i know? I got a text message from her Blackberry.

SOUL: said...

pssssst hey...you up yet?

simonsays said...

Amanda---I know what you mean, seriously. Beth--I used to love the (black) MJ, too! Therapist, you make me laugh....at least they let you know they were going at all...thanks for coming by. SOul---slept in this am, I'm sorry....

SOUL: said...

jamie...the only time ya gotta be sorry for sleepin in is if you're late to work!!!!
don't be sorry on my account.
have a good day!