Monday, April 02, 2007

Big SUCKING horsepower

Well good morning, another lovely Monday! How is that for chirpy? Shoot me now, lord knows I HATE chirpy, particularly in the morning. Actually, I just hate chirpy. At any time. But enough...My Sunday was good. I worked on my house until I could no do no more, andthat point actually came later than I expected. It looks pretty good. The vacuum nearly killed me, but I blame H for that. When our last one took it's last breath (suck) and died, I asked him to bring one home on his way from work. He couldn't believe that i wanted him to just go "buy" a vacuum. What the hell else would you do? So I asked him that. He said it was a purchase that should be researched, pondered. WTF? So, I told him it wasn't freakin rocket science, just buy a damned vacuum. So he did. The biggest MF he could find, at the local Walmart. It rips my right shoulder right out of the socket each time I push it. Damn. It works like nobody's business. But damn. So I make him vacuum. I didn't know he had "Tim the toolman" issues. I told him that men that buy huge vacuum's have other issues, wink...wink. Large vacuum horsepower=low penile horsepower. He didn't think I was funny. I did. But I wasn't laughing when he wasn't here to run the damned thing yesterday.

After the cleaning, I spent the day counseling. My kids are wearing me out. Mentally and monetarily. A couple of them had issues. Things that I hope I was able to help with. Hell, I don't know....what makes them think I do? I wonder how counselors and therapists keep from losing their minds? After a stressful day like that, I am worn all-the-way out. I only want them to have happy lives. That's all. I know that sounds simple, and it is, waaay too simple. But it's all that i ask for them. A happy life. Does anyone have that, is it possible? I already know that I do too much for them, and I do it anyway. So that makes it my problem, no theirs. Not that anyone has the nerve to say that to me. But anyway...

A short night, after a really long weekend, makes for a grouchy GM on Monday. I am happy that i can go to the dealership, instead of the ice cream store. I haven't been there since Thursday. I have lots to do. I should get on with it. Have a great one. Later.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha...funny husband.

Beth said...

I hate Mondays...but I love a big honkin vacuumn that will suck up everything!!!

Anonymous said...

Waaaa