Me

I hate winter. It's long and ugly.

I am pretty much a closet republican.

I do NOT believe in the death penalty.

I do NOT believe in abortion.

I am a size eight, but I like being a size six better.

I drink two or three beers most evenings.

If I didn't I would still be a size six.

I only drink coffee, water, club soda and beer.

I really like turkey and chicken,

I generally don't eat red meat.

I don't like ice cream.

I love to cook, when I don't have to.

Sometimes my brain will not work. At all.

I have big feet.

And skinny legs.

I love all animals, and cannot listen to any hunting stories.

I hit a deer once, and i felt worse for the deer than I did for my car.

I grow really long fingernails, one of the few things I do really well.

I have big ears.

I love all music, but I feel country music in my gut.

I can sing well.

I lived with my grandmother when I was small, and there was no indoor plumbing.

I do not like snakes or bugs.

I feel guilty when I kill a bug, I always worry that their mothers will be looking for them.

I am tall and always wanted to be short.

I do not like short men.

I love to dance.

I once won a dance contest, dancing with some dude I had never seen before.

I made out with Dwight Yokum before he was famous.

I saw Elvis in concert a few months before he died.

I am addicted to auto racing.

I think more like a man than a woman.

I think most women are really stupid and shallow.

I can hang bracelets on my nose and they will not fall off.

I have more grey hair now than I do black.

I am part indian, one eighth, I think. Cherokee.

I can be full of shit, but I resent talking to most people.

I made beautiful, smart children. (okay, I had a little help)

I honestly believe that anything is possible.

I have learned that murphy's law generally applies.

I believe that I have lived before, and that I fell from a high place and drowned.

I had a ghost in my house once.

I think that if you don't get it right the first time, you will be back over and over.

I believe in Heaven and hell.

I believe in God.

That's enough about me, what about you?