If I lived in a NORMAL place, I could:
Have dinner out, without driving for two hours first.
Go to a movie, any day of the week.
Find Advil pm at the local store.
Buy a light bulb for my reading lamp, and not replace the whole lamp.
Actually get a local radio station on the radio.
When hearing the weather report on tv, I would hear it for my town, not for the city two hours from here.
I could have Count Chocula, anytime I feel like it.
I could buy coffee on my way to work, even if I leave for work before six am.