The King

I am married to the KING------of the mis-understood. That's right, he's fricking misunderstood. At all times. Always. Never mind what the fuck he says, you need to go with what he meant. Discussing the ice storm that's imminent " I would take you to work today,but then I would just have to pick you up." No problem motherfucker, I didn't ask you to take me to work, but how in the hell could I misconstrue THAT statement?