Thursday, October 14, 2010

Sucky Thursday Humor

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

After yesterdays post, I thought I should post a little humor. And after the day I had yesterday, no one needed it more than me. This joke literally made me laugh out loud...just goes to show you how very infantile I am.

Happy Sucky Thursday.


Coffeypot said...

This very pregnant young lady who was alone and very hungry was in the grocery store. She only had two dollars and didn’t know what to do. Finally she bought a couple of eggs and a bottle of ketchup. As she was walking out the door, she accidentally bumped into a drunk and dropped her eggs and ketchup, which broke upon impact. Looking down at the mess on the sidewalk, and from hunger and frustration, she began to cry. The drunk put his arm around the distraught young pregnant lady and said, “It’s okay, honey. It wouldn’t have lived anyway. His eyes are too far apart.”

I love drunk jokes! I use to be one.

Cheryl said...

I'm sorry but I'm still laughing. Glad it brightened your day. It did mine too!

LL Cool Joe said...

Yeah well to make a comment like that he must have been very drunk!