Thursday, November 05, 2009

Said to me....said by me....

No, I didn't want to talk to you, you scare me. said to me
Good heavens, how can I possibly do that? said by me
I don't know, you just have that "look". said to me
Well now, you've really pissed me off. said to me
Hmmm...I'm sorry, but I guess I don't really care. said by me
I'm really sorry, I was out of line. said to me
Me too honey, I wouldn't hurt you for the world. said by me
But my truck is impounded, and it's two hundred dollars to get it out! said to me
But who else on this earth blows a .99 and gets driven home with a warning by the police? said by me
Good heavens girl, you have such luck you need to play the lottery today. said by me
Now we just have to work. WORK, and work hard. We'll get it all straightened out. said to me
You sound so happy, it makes me happy, too. said by me
I think maybe your depression is creeping back in. said to me
Your medications perhaps are not working as well as they used to. said to me
You think? said by me
I don't know, you just don't seem to care about the financial troubles I have, when in reality, these are your problems too. said by me
What can I do about them? said to me
I need a hundred until next Friday, can you help me out? said to me
I need three hundred until next Friday, can you help me out? said to me
I didn't get the whole message, and didn't know what you meant. said to me
Give me your phone, yep there it all is, what part don't you understand? said by me
This is mr so and so, from that place you applied for a part time job, are you still interested? said to me
Yes, I am. said by me
Interview Monday at three-thirty? said to me
I'll be there. said by me
I haven't talked to my father in five months and three weeks. said to me
I can't make excuses for him anymore. said by me
That was the school, my son is sick. I have to go pick him up and take him to the sitters. said to me
I need to go get a flu shot, do you mind if I leave early? said to me
Is it okay if I take Friday off? said to me
How much money is in the account? BIG sale coming up, we need inventory. said to me
When are you going to get to the bonus checks? said to me
I'm waiting for the numbers from mr owner. said by me
No, we have had these two vehicles for two weeks now. said by me
That's impossible, I can't find them in the system. said to me
Would you like me to take a picture of them for you? They are sitting RIGHT HERE. said by me
What do you want Dr Phil to do for you? said to me
But I just sent that email ten minutes ago! said by me
DO? Well there really isn't anything that can be done. said by me
I'm sorry, these prescriptions have no refills left. said to me
But, that can't be right, I know there was one left on each, but whatever. Yes, please contact my dr... said by me
Oh--hey---wait a minute, our mistake....they were already filled and waiting for you. said to me

And you all wonder why I drink. :) Happy Thursday.


Travie said...

Wow - is that a "Twin Peaks" episode or a "Seinfeld"???
Sorry Lord but i think a
"**** off" said by me. Heating pad, Club Soda, tv remote, book"
It is everyone for himself. Like the old "I dont hear you". Love you sis said by me!!!! xoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

This was a great breakfast read! I sat here laughing in sympathy, these conversations are all too familiar. Hope you survive the day and the rest of the week, weekend coming up soon! :-)

Leann said...

Wow...and I thought my life was hectic! I'm not sure I kept track of all the 'said by me' and the 'said to me' but what a crazy conversation!!

I hope your Thursday is a wonderful one with only "love to you" said to me!

Golden To Silver Val said...

Sigh....I've been there too kid...many times. Every Wednesday my son asks for money so he can make it til Friday. He claims he'll pay me back then....but it always seems to slip his mind. I decided to give him some real help. No more loans and therefore he doesn't have to beat himself up because he 'forgot' to repay me as promised. Gee...I know...I'm such a thoughtful mom. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mary said...

Another reason why I love retirement. At least "those" conversations are limited to the kids now. My dicision to use the "Hmm, I need (whatever). When you can help me, I'll see what I can do to help you." seems to cure a lot of their problems.

Hang in there, kid. I hope it is a quiet weekend for you. Sending hugs your way.

Maria said...

Good hell....

Moohaa said...


I need a drink. ;)

Cheryl said...

Here's hoping for peace and quiet this weekend.

M Chickk said... win! Your life is crazier than mine!! :)